A Better Course

Lovely.

No control, accurate measurement, or dedication matters when something so basic is flawed. I was so distraught that my first encounter with experimental science had ended this way that I sat on the steps of the school for an hour. I thought, “How could I have prevented this?”

However, the temple for waisted male self-esteem is Old Navy, where I easily slid into a size 34 pair of the brand's Dress Pant. Where no other 34s had been hospitable, Old Navy's fit snugly. The final measurement? Five inches larger than the label. You can eat all the slow-churn ice cream and brats you want, and still consider yourself slender in these.